My Band Name For Today

• Universal Cell Donor
• Song for Sale
• Hurricane Lemonade
• "The MaRotes" or "MaRote Control"

• Green Army Man
• G'noring You
• Deadbeat Doornail

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• Big Willie Shakes & His Big Willie Style
• Guar Gum
• Perfect Pill

• Enemy Anemone
• Clipper Grumpfish
• The Zentecks
  

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• Yalloglanchie

That's all I got today, man. Yalloglanchie.

Joel: Whatcha got there?

Bill: Silver Bullet!

Joel: Huh! Me Too!

Enjoy this bonus blooper:

Must have been a tough shoot! When Paul goes on his rampage out of the harpsicord pool bar, he knocks out a man as soon as he exits. When the camera comes in for a close shot of the man, you can clearly see the shadow of the camera operator on the man's shirt and also the camera operator kicking the man.

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• The Haas Effect
• Clown Hammer
• Bicentennial Minute

• Subway Sweetheart
• Mit Out Sound [MOS]
• Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

• Clever Hans

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• Gypsy & the D.M.
• A Shadow in His Heart
• Shmuckola
• Simple & Complex on the Same Page
• Troubleshooter

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• The Inevitable Doom of the Transoniq Hacker
• Witch Central
• Faded Blue Charlie

• Virus-Laden Poo --from a Reuters story "Sanitation problems plague mountaineers" 06-16-05) "Mountaineers who ascend North America's loftiest peak (Mount McKinley, AK) are often brought down to earth by 'virus-laden poo'"

• Lupita's Tautologic Expostulation

A shiny e-nickle to the first Christian soul who identifies this reference.

Lupita's Tautologic Expostulation (Affirming the Consequent) goes something like this:

1. Evil Doll: Why don't you steal us. We can all be yours!
2. Lupita: No, you know that stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
3. Evil Doll: But you must learn to steal!
4. Lupita: No. You know stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
5. Evil Doll: We dolls don't like good little girls!
6. Lupita: No. To steal is evil, and I don't want to be evil.
7. Evil Doll: You must be evil if you want a doll!
8. Lupita: No, you know stealing is evil, and I don't want to be evil.
9. Evil Doll: Steal, fight, and we will all be yours!
10. Lupita: No. I don't want to be evil, and stealing is evil.
11. Evil Doll: You want to good, eh, you don't want to be bad?
12. Lupita: No, you know stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
13. Evil Doll: Well then, you'll never have a doll! HAHAHAHAH!

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• Grampus Griseus
• Chemical & Mrs. Ali
• Beat Shuffler

• The Beatables
• Castelnuovo-Tedesco-Unesco
• May Contain Venus

• Generalissimos of Junk
• Jinx Everett
• Altoid Box Theremin

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• John Harm(TM)
• Metaphor for Madness
• Crazy Talk
• Roundhouse Punk

• Fonix! (the band that spells its name fon-e-tic-lee)

• Sissy Cthulu
• Ora-bit
• Tenebre
• Paper Boat Bosun
• Wesley Willis Cries Out From Beyond The Grave, "I Went and Took a Hammer to Yo Hummel Collection"

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• Knucklebunny
• Geshtomper
• Square Root of Crap
• Sucking Chestwound
• Cheetospray Dreamgirl

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• Starplex
• Cold Coming
• While Bang End of File [ while( !eof ) ]

• Xtra Virgin
• QuadFather

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• Rubberglass
• One Up or Two Down?
• Andy Drabble
• Nineteenth-Century British Gunnery Seargent
• Call Me Oatmeal

• The Clonus Horror
• One for Yes and Two for No
• Hungry for the Weak
• Queequeg Kwits
• Popcorn Workers

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• The Groutspackelers
• Sweating Copper

• Hung Like Gypsum

• Please Hammers Don't Hurt 'em
• The Unlicensed Contractors

• The Japanese Robin Williams
• The Academy of Dukes Of Hazzard String Ensemble
• "The Sonic Mimes" or "The Loudest Mimes in the World"

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• Heart Shaped Scar
• Ten Years Wide
• Time to pay the check I wrote in Pencil
• Wesley Willis Cries Out From Beyond The Grave, "Them X-Files Done Freaked Me Out"
• The Nellie Olsen Rock 'n Roll Fantasy Experience
  

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• Very Curious Girl
• Running With Odin
• Blocko River-The Badly-Compressed Video Band (Thanks Rainer!)

• Perfect Tommy
• Chupacabra!
• Jaws 3, People 0 (Thanks Joe D.)
• The Newtek Video Toasters

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• Pegasis Operation
• Lynrd Skynrd Bernstein
• Wesley Willis Cries Out From Beyond The Grave “I Done Smashed In Your Windshield”
• Bible Jeopardy

• Eat Grits and Die
• Walt Disney's Legal Avenger Cybersquad in "The Case of the Mickey Mousepad"
• The Freewheelin' Bob Newhart
• Joe Jie Janger

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• The Gene Rayburners
• The Blu Reagans
• The BlueRay Burners

• Bigger than Pluto
• Cockfight Grenade Attack
• Air Cast
• Phish-Fighters

• Pewter Atlas
• Pharos
• Children Of The Hydra's Teeth
• The Appendages

• Audrey Greenhow Tribute (Thanks, A.. You were kind to me, you are greatly missed, and the world is not as nice without you in it.)

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• The Stinking Badges
• God for Harry
• Harmonica Lewinski
• Non-Shatter Westcott
• The N-O-E Flyers

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