* And I use the decidedly un-P.C. term "Actresses" quite advisedly.
Teen 1 (dictating): "I believe I should be elected to student government because I enjoy helping people and the community..."
Teen 2 (stops typing): "No you don't!"
Teen 1: "SHUT UP, Rachel!!!"
- Emotional Eating
- Tapetum Lucidum
- A Destructive Sense of Ownership
- Yo-Yo Sexy Girl Cop
- Planck Time
I would never get a piercing or a tattoo, but when genetic engineering kicks into full throttle, I'm totally going for human tapetum lucidum. You can call me "Bright Eyes".
BTW, "Planck Time
" has nothing to do with planking, the big internet hit of, oh about 4 years ago. Read a book, you freaks.
The Rockwell scale is my geek comedy gift to you.