My Band Name For Today

• Crayon Melt Statue


• Bucko Five


• Foody Fighters

• StreakDome '76


• Past Tense of Spam


• Verve Practitioners (PRN)

• Shock Mount


• Jam-E-Jam (Great name for an Iranian band)


• Endive

• Fünker Dü


• "Clara Peller Luxation" or "Clara Patellar "


• Memory Verse

• Amish Webmaster
• me and the cheesecake
• Two Blue Biros
• J is not a Registered Protocol

• *rubber bullets
• Millionare Mime Club
• radium X
• Polar Stereographic

• Bucky Gunts
• Cereal Ambassador
• Dog Fishing
• Free Opera
• Keyswitch Articulation

• Vibe Turkeys
• Paradox Parrishoners
• Miskatonic University
• "Immortality Device" or "Alex Chiu's Immortality Device"
• Urban Mickey
• The Chilled Water System

My Band Names For Today Shall Be:

• Hot Handover
• Kerfuffle
• Drywall Bandit

• Coxcomb Shoulderclapper
• Pimpy Booth
• Torrid Dance of Cheese

• Best Mexican
• Fired-Up Moderate
• Torpedo Stank

• The Hanging Indentures
• Blink Cell
• Fat Finger
• Scorn

• Freakies Tree
• Bland
• The Devil's Tritones
• Hamshoe

• Fashion Dog
• Dirty Sanchez
• Puffinstuff Daycare
• Kung Fu Grip
  

• Sun Tan Superman
• Margot Kidder's Coming Over
• Oozescape

• Crackula
  

• Bathtub Djinn (come on, that's a good one. Admit it, you wish you'd thought of it. Robert Asprin is kicking himself right now.)

• Vaguely Electrical


• Biometric Joe


• Bloodmobile


• Hot Liquor

• The Chicory Dix


• Gravity Knife


• (real) Love [virtual]


• Pain Don't Hurt - REPEAT from Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - Could this be my first unconcious duplicate? Hmm... "Unconcious Duplicate"...

• Snarfer


• A Flower for Disappearing


• AntiSanta


• The Catholic Answer

• Ken Heck!
• The Spine Miners
• Sigmund Droid

• Bad Girl Stick
• Wesley Willis Cries Out From Beyond The Grave, "Isaac Asimov Done Wrote Another 400 Books Up Here!"

• White Paper Submersible
• Extruded Plastic Dingus
• Mouth Sound Rocket

"It scares me how many new names you come up for that band list of yours."

--A Friend

• I Was A Hippie Vampire


• Languish


• Kissing Scene


• Light Bulb Thief

• Ambush Bug


• A Kid for Two Farthings


• Cake Taker --Repeat within 1 day?!

• Penny Dreadful


• Mulatto


• La Leche League

• Torpid Bikini
• Woodthorpe's Drunken Hypnotist

• Counting Down to a Science
• Cake Taker
• Fool Hardie

• Black Toast Society
• The Shunns
• Fake Viagra Gang

• Gravyboat
• Arc of Numbers
• Skeksis Ornamentalist
• Inquiring Minds Want To Know

• Three Quarks for Mister Mark
• XYZZY
• Twisted Circus
• Atomic Hearing Aid

• Mangoat
• Gravity's Curtain
• Honey Bunches of Death
• "Frelig jumps into the pit, what does Frelig find?"

• The Cryorities
• Reverse Cowgirl
• Moon Cresta
• Reagan Duran
• Mesa of Lost Women
• Mini Helper
• TRIPP-LITE(tm)

"intra-prenurial path" --Sounds filthy, doesn't it? Actually it's a quote from motivational speaker type hogwash. And always remember the past is a CANCELED CHECK!!! The PRESENT is your POINT OF POWER!!!!!!!

I think the secret to writing this kind of doubletalk is to LOUDLY rephrase a truism with big words. I mean LEVERAGE an APHORATIC MAXIM to its DYNAMIC SESQUIPEDALIAN APOTHEOSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Band Names for Today Shall Be:

• Spiritual Schneider
• Lethargic Frog Impersonators
• The Ortho Rectifiers
• Scratchback
• Mr. Yuck
• Spoo
• Suicide Pill
• Dirty Rorschach
• Ayjax Development Corp.

Just a note: As many of you know I have a day job, and right now that is supporting the National Geospatial intelligence Agency on the crisis imagery from Hurricane Katrina.

I'm still collecting band names, so this site is going to stay for a long long time.

But for the next two weeks I have a date with the Katrina recovery team. Wish us luck. I'll keep you posted. These images should come online for the general public soon, and I will post the URL as soon as its cool to do so.

--Thanks for the support. You guys rock.