2006-04-29
"They don't seem to make fine ceramics of the great apes for some reason."
- Hunky Gory
- Bonds To Skin
- Real Handsome Gorilla
- The Melismas
- Hooty Sapperticker
- Normal View
2006-04-24
- GooBeeGone
- Wet Nurse
- NORMAN DACEY tells you how to AVOID PROBATE!
- Instant Classic
- Guitar God Alias
- Seamonkey Cabal
2006-04-20
- The Spandrels
- Electric Showers
- The Elusive Gabbro
- Gobbled Up By Strangelets
- The Tromboons
2006-04-15
Stand By for Action!
- Riddles in the Dark
- Acquainted with the Night
- Silent as Tomorrow (Thanks Bob)
- Gorblat
- Jet Jaguar
- Rex Dart -- Eskimo Spy!
2006-04-11
- Phong
- Anthropodermic Bibliopegy
- Misfits of Science
- The Wedgies
- Spline
2006-04-10
- Nookie Green
- Push is Pause
- Redneck Bra
- StereoFaker
- Sniff Pareidolia (pear-E-EYE-doll-ya)
2006-04-09
- Princess Dragon-Mum
- Sand Colic Enema
- Flying Buttress
- Fishbag
- Team Pizza
2006-04-08
My Band Names For Today Shall Be...
- Munchausen by Proxy
- The Snow Skanks (thanks Paxton!)
- Old Timer Billy Slater
- The Stumps
- Toe Sack
- Clown Mangle
- Hawmps
- Denver Pyle
- Squirter
2006-04-07
- Lizard Show
- The Skims
- Movie Sign
- Squatter
- Doctor Peanut
2006-04-06
- Point-Counterpoint
- The Shatner Method
- Nilbog Coffeeshop
- Booze Vegan
2006-04-02
- Cooking With Plastic
- Houndstooth Check
- More Devious than Lucy
- Black Glurge
- Breast Jobs Gone Bad
2006-04-01
You may already be a winner!
Keep sending in those checking account numbers, folks!
One lucky number is picked every day!
The Band Names:
I find comfort in the fact that only one of these names is currently in use.
They tell us that English product names translate to Chinese with even more hilarious results.
Products, services and other nouns that I would like to see translated into foreign languages:
One lucky number is picked every day!
The Band Names:
- Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Super Girl's Voice
- Happy Urchin Bang Joy Luck Health Sweet Soda
- Smack Pork Star Power High Fate Panda Prize
- Lucky Male Child Juice Ice Boing Boing Sea Sucker
I find comfort in the fact that only one of these names is currently in use.
They tell us that English product names translate to Chinese with even more hilarious results.
Products, services and other nouns that I would like to see translated into foreign languages:
- Pop Tarts
- French Lick, Indiana
- Dollywood
- Smuckers
- Microsoft Bob
- Nads (that Australian Hair removal stuff)