2011-08-29
A Short Scene for Two Juvenile Actresses*
* And I use the decidedly un-P.C. term "Actresses" quite advisedly.
Teen 1 (dictating): "I believe I should be elected to student government because I enjoy helping people and the community..."Teen 2 (stops typing): "No you don't!"Teen 1: "SHUT UP, Rachel!!!"
2011-08-18
- Emotional Eating
- Tapetum Lucidum
- A Destructive Sense of Ownership
- Yo-Yo Sexy Girl Cop
- Planck Time
I would never get a piercing or a tattoo, but when genetic engineering kicks into full throttle, I'm totally going for human tapetum lucidum. You can call me "Bright Eyes".
BTW, "Planck Time" has nothing to do with planking, the big internet hit of, oh about 4 years ago. Read a book, you freaks.
2011-08-09
- Damaged Manatees
- Rockwell Hardness
- Hex Shank Bits
- Rotten Pants
The Rockwell scale is my geek comedy gift to you.
