My Band Name For Today

• The Shifty Buckets
• Black Ham
• Free Masonic Handshake
• Money Cup

• Steroid Rash
• The Handlers
• Spam The Man
• Dirty Typeface
• Perfect Hair Forever

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• Waxing the Yacht
• Reuben Tuesday
• Sputum Cytology
• Rollbar
• The Arg Me Hearty's

• Invisible Airline
• The Phony Doctors
• King Hat
• Waxflatter's First Flight
• The Nasty Stockings

• Judith Lite(TM)
  
  
  

# posted by Mark @ 12:46 PM 2 comments

• Vanilla Millionaires
• The Otto W. Lipsynchers
• Doublemeat Palace

• Percepto Girl
• Taco Night
• Gloopstick
• 5x5 (Five By Five)

[First number represents units of reception strength (The "S" scale). 2nd number subjectively quantifies signal clarity. Five by five is the best possible signal ratio. Do not confuse this with Signal to noise ratio. --M.W.]

• Percy Calls A Nerd
• adrenocorticotrophic*
• The Rand Corporation

or

• Middlesex Thinktank
• Braintree Teatime (If your band likes to get beat up by the PCP-addled bassist of a rival punk band)
• Abbo Lean
• Skunkworx (Or "Skunkwork Orange")

* Say "adreno-cortico-trophic" (hormone). Also called "corticotropin". Additional information on the role of ACTH in regulation of adrenal steroid secretion is presented in the sections on the adrenal gland and glucocorticoids. This is vital to the naming of your band.

# posted by Mark @ 9:14 AM 0 comments

• Leonardo DeCapatron
• "The Go-Tards"
• Plank
• van der Sloot
• Buffy Gone Bad
• Breakthrough Bleeding

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• Salt Dough Witch
• Analog8
• The Bubblers (Apparently a Wisconsin band)
• Deathcar
• "The Last Known Photos"

And two great bands that work great together:

• A band called "Geraldo Rivera" which 'opens' for...
• "Al Capone's Vault"

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• "404 - Not Found"
• "Hamburger The Movie: The Band"
• Melon Farmer TV Version
• The Frickers
• Addicted to Kitty Lick
  
  
  
  
  
  

# posted by Mark @ 3:50 PM 0 comments

• Blister Fluid (or possibly) Blister Water
• More Cowbell
  
  
  
  

My band name for Noon shall be:

• Plenum

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