My Band Name For Today

• Extra Gentleman
• Sock Rapture
• Poison Pea Pod
• Bladder Inflammation Overturn
• Genesis Gate
• I Live By Curlycue
• Braneworld

Let me reveal a little secret.

My Band Name For Today contains numerous Easter Eggs for you to find.

If you haven't discovered this one already, hover over most pictures and your mouse cursor will turn into a "WTF?" icon ("WTF" being a recognized Internet acronym for, ahem, "wait to find").
A little box will soon pop up with an additional joke or "Stinger" that rounds out the day's post.

Enjoy them in good health, my friends, and drink deeply from the teat of comedy goodness that is "My Band Name for Today".

• The Cubewanos
• Mordecai's Cellar

• Futurity Game
• Curtis On Jive

• Double-Mechanism
• The Snowclones*

*Of course The Snowclones would need a good catchphrase.

I was watching "Rooster Cogburn" the other day. The film is basically a cowboy remake of "The African Queen" when you get down to it. Anyway, at one point the Judge has promised John Wayne a posse to bring in the bad guys. The Duke comments that he is "long on promise, but short on posse."

And I was thinking, that's really what's wrong with marriage too, isn't it?

• Seal of Righeousness
• Stemming Conflation
• Direct Pressure
• if i had a hi fi
• Extravagent Shatner
• Finger Buggy*
• Demonizing the Node
• Sonno Profundo
• Kibble Cake
• Last Chance VHS

*"Finger Buggy" is my nomination for "Band Name of the Month"(tm)

For those of of you who dearly miss the ultra-classic television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mike Nelson's Rifftrax is online!

They don't make the movies. They just make fun of them!

Go ahead and buy a couple rifftrax and try them out! They're powerfully hilarious and only cost a couple bucks a pop. It'll be the best couple bucks you ever spent.

And if you are unfamiliar with the whole concept, rent a couple Mystery Science Theater episodes and get hooked. They will rock your uvula. I mean it. This is funnier content than a whole month of TV comedy writing. I mean, funier even than what is considered good comedy writing. "MST3K" was the comedy show that comedy writers themselves watched and loved.

• The Question of the Shadows
• Mr. Kuttlechuck
• Pork Chop Chang

• Holy Reckoning
• Chickenilla
• Chickenosis

• Virgin Install
• Pluto Underground
• Sudo For Evil

• Starfish_Prime
• Operation Paperclip
• Quorum

"Quorum" is another good name for a metal band that thinks they're bad news. They deserve a logo:

Crochety old Linotype machine! I keep having to lean out the window to pump the tank back up to pressure.

Now the slugs are too hot! They're either too hot or too cold.

Because there is no thermostat, the only way I can regulate the temperature is to put a scrap of news pulp on the cast iron pot. If the paper scorches but doesn't burn, the temperature is just right.

This Model I is just too finicky. What I wouldn't give for a new 1902 Linotype Model III! You people that do your blogs with some kind of HTML editor don't know how easy you have it!

• Mergenthaler Erector
• The Murder of Bunnies
• William Penn William
• THWAP!

• Ohio Surprise
• Makotsee
• Watermonkey
  
• Rat Nap
• Baby Deathtrap
• The Mass Storage Units
  

This is the honest-to-goodness original photo of the Mike the Headless Chicken toilet paper (see Jan 1 2006 blog editorial). Take a look at the EXIF information if you don't believe me.

• .Fairness official
  
• . midnight mermaid
  

• . bubble scout
  
• . the taste of cosmic
  

• . letter turner
  
• . long count calendar

• .Melt to hard
  
• .Doctor Sardonicus
  
• .Did you smell the dog
  
• .Shell beach