This is getting out of hand
- "Office Pen Thieves" or "The Swipes" or "The Penswipes"
- Whiter Shade of Payola
- The Hamdingers (because “nobody likes Hamdingers!”)
- A Machine Did Not Randomly Generate This Bandname
- Back Tax Band
- Back Fat Bra(TM) *
- Stamp Seven, Clap Five
- Kentucky Fried Zombie
- No Love for Paxton
- Amused by the News
- No Fat Chicks
* My dad invented this (Back Fat Bra) several years ago. It pulls back-fat from grotesquely obese women (or men, I guess) to the front for a more flattering effect—not that the lovely, lovely ladies reading this blog are obese. Far from it.
--Anyway, the Playtex people were not amused, but folks who are into shoes and so forth would probably jump at it.
I will spare you from Dad's "eat all you want" diet neck-bypass machine. It is (1) not for the squeamish and (2) prone to causing infections.