2005-08-17

 

Laziest Band on Mars

A shiny e-nickle to the first Christian soul who identifies this reference.

Lupita's Tautologic Expostulation (Affirming the Consequent) goes something like this:

  1. Evil Doll: Why don't you steal us. We can all be yours!
  2. Lupita: No, you know that stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
  3. Evil Doll: But you must learn to steal!
  4. Lupita: No. You know stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
  5. Evil Doll: We dolls don't like good little girls!
  6. Lupita: No. To steal is evil, and I don't want to be evil.
  7. Evil Doll: You must be evil if you want a doll!
  8. Lupita: No, you know stealing is evil, and I don't want to be evil.
  9. Evil Doll: Steal, fight, and we will all be yours!
  10. Lupita: No. I don't want to be evil, and stealing is evil.
  11. Evil Doll: You want to good, eh, you don't want to be bad?
  12. Lupita: No, you know stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
  13. Evil Doll: Well then, you'll never have a doll! HAHAHAHAH!

Comments:
You people are chickens with my Lupita Challenge. I would like to open the contest up to not only Christian souls, but practitioners of Juche, as well as the gentle, non-threatening Baha'i.
NOTE TO AMISH: Get thyself off the Web. What art thou thinking?
 
Hey .... I AM the "Evil Doll"!!!

Doll Cartoons
 
Fear the Doll, people. I judge the doll just slightly evil. I'll give it a "Sandler 5" on my "Sandler Scale of True Evil".

For reference:
-Sitcoms = S4
-Pauly Shore = S8
-Reality Shows = A New Dimension in Evil
 
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