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• Lupita's Tautologic Expostulation

A shiny e-nickle to the first Christian soul who identifies this reference.

Lupita's Tautologic Expostulation (Affirming the Consequent) goes something like this:

1. Evil Doll: Why don't you steal us. We can all be yours!
2. Lupita: No, you know that stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
3. Evil Doll: But you must learn to steal!
4. Lupita: No. You know stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
5. Evil Doll: We dolls don't like good little girls!
6. Lupita: No. To steal is evil, and I don't want to be evil.
7. Evil Doll: You must be evil if you want a doll!
8. Lupita: No, you know stealing is evil, and I don't want to be evil.
9. Evil Doll: Steal, fight, and we will all be yours!
10. Lupita: No. I don't want to be evil, and stealing is evil.
11. Evil Doll: You want to good, eh, you don't want to be bad?
12. Lupita: No, you know stealing is bad, and I want to be good.
13. Evil Doll: Well then, you'll never have a doll! HAHAHAHAH!

# posted by Mark @ 4:49 PM