2005-10-31
Howl-Oh!-Scream Horror-ble Pun-tastic Spectac-ghoul-lar
Guest band name column by former children's (sic) Halloween album producer and retired Atlantic Journal substitute humor editor Al Hunt (nee Hyram Weisman), aged 72. Actual band names selected with the help of grandson, "Little Jeffy", aged 27:
- Cold-Slay
- Radio-Dead
- Alien Aunt Farmer
- Bob KILL-an
- Forget 'Might Be'--They ARE Giants
- Collected Souls
- Sugar HELL Gang
- Rob Zombie --Oh, wait.. Yeah, Rob Zombie
- Ditto Grateful Dead and Black Sabbath
- Eric Clap-nards
- Credence Killwater Re-DIE-val
And the scariest band name ever:
- Cream
2005-10-26
No More Hurricaines, Dangit!
- Mensa Gone Bad
- Emeritus Elvi Amok
- Singing Solder (sic)
- Sipping Sorghum
- Squirrel Subgum
- The MiniChamps
- Fishback Spacklehead
- Dusk Depot
- Fishing Cat
- SQUISHUS
2005-10-21
Band Names LIVE, On Tour
- I, Barnabas
- Radio Rose
- Cuddle Core Control Rod
- Cut & Picker Blade
- Coxswain
- FREZNO!
2005-10-14
Blows White Hot Chunks of Outright Suckiness
- Plant City
- "Eydie Admin" or "Steve Lawrence and Idi Amin"
- The No More Hurricanes
- Maumoon Gayoom and the Mau Mau Militia
- Spazbot
- Halloween Pun Machine
- Hollow Wiener
- Wiener von Braun
- Shell Answer Man
2005-10-08
Only 1 Band today
Only one band today, but it totally rocks. My band name for today shall be:
- Sneeze Nugget
2005-10-06
Floating Skylab tethered to Gabriel's Aerie
- Chav-a-rama
- Sarabande of Lost Time
- Lifetime Music for Women
- Refloating Skylab
- The New Coxcomb Dunsels
- Inn Flynn and the Statutory Mistrials
- The American Musicological Junta
- Minder Theme Unit
- Lurid Bikini of Love
2005-10-05
I only live twice
"You only live twice:
Once when you're born,
And once when you look death in the face."
--After Basho
Once when you're born,
And once when you look death in the face."
--After Basho
- magic 44
- Heavy el Meano Conk
- Garden of Death
- Kissy Kazuki
- Smurfcracker
- Pet Kitty
2005-10-04
Light at the End of the Hummel
Thank you for bearing with me during the NGA Hurricane support period. September was a wall of work, but I was honored to help those in need. We in Florida are well aware of the damage to lives and families of multiple hurricane strikes.
My band names for today shall be:
- Ice Foundry
- Bad Period
- The Gasmatics
- Pro Family Calamity
- Disney Remake Action Squad
- Producthead
- Skin Gasket
- Doctor Who Effects Budget
- Spark Castle
- SuperBoob
