I only live twice

"You only live twice:
Once when you're born,
And once when you look death in the face."

--After Basho

I dig "smurfcracker".

Sounds like a smurf with a rusted out pickup and a penchant for taking potshots at varmints, like the ones where I grew up.
Yeah, Bay Area is a hotbed of reactionary sentiment and a baedeker of core American values.

Now that I've said it, 'Baedeker' would be a great band name. They could be the anti-Crumbacher.

Smurfcracker will play cheap blue department store guitars. They will cover Lynard Skynard tunes with the "Pitch Up" or "Helium" effect turned on in Autotune.
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