I only live twice
Once when you're born,
And once when you look death in the face."
- magic 44
- Heavy el Meano Conk
- Garden of Death
- Kissy Kazuki
- Pet Kitty
Sounds like a smurf with a rusted out pickup and a penchant for taking potshots at varmints, like the ones where I grew up.
Now that I've said it, 'Baedeker' would be a great band name. They could be the anti-Crumbacher.
Smurfcracker will play cheap blue department store guitars. They will cover Lynard Skynard tunes with the "Pitch Up" or "Helium" effect turned on in Autotune.