2005-10-31
Howl-Oh!-Scream Horror-ble Pun-tastic Spectac-ghoul-lar
Guest band name column by former children's (sic) Halloween album producer and retired Atlantic Journal substitute humor editor Al Hunt (nee Hyram Weisman), aged 72. Actual band names selected with the help of grandson, "Little Jeffy", aged 27:
- Cold-Slay
- Radio-Dead
- Alien Aunt Farmer
- Bob KILL-an
- Forget 'Might Be'--They ARE Giants
- Collected Souls
- Sugar HELL Gang
- Rob Zombie --Oh, wait.. Yeah, Rob Zombie
- Ditto Grateful Dead and Black Sabbath
- Eric Clap-nards
- Credence Killwater Re-DIE-val
And the scariest band name ever:
- Cream
