My Band Name For Today

• Honey Lime Fruit Toss
• Tomato Aspic Compote
• Wiener Water Soup
• Whiskey Sauce
• Canned Ham with Spam
• Lip Stickers

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First, the band names for today:

• Extraordinary Rendition
• Helm Balloon
• The Henchmen
• Venal Planet

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• Ragnarock
• Pine Cones for the Lord
• PA-Decoder
• The Prickles
• Twilight of the Dogs
• Luther Destroys The Gond

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• The Value of "e"
• Golden Ratio
• Square Root of Two
• Biblical Pi Calculator
• Geek On

• Monkey Face
• Underpass Mary

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• Inspiration Room
• Cadaver Dogs
• Ortho Pan Infrared
• Radiophonic Woodshed
• Intagleo
• Teenage Strangler
  

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--Thanks to Radar!

• Baby Ranch
• Cool Agents
• Tara
• Never on Time
• Masters of Clorox
  

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• Mightyspawn
• Walking Phoenix
• Garbage Pail Kids - The Movie - The Band
• The Empty Strippers
• Electric Baby
• Pants

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• Typematic
• Goody 2 Jews
• Beerpaper
• Old Fonzie
• Carnival of Doubt
• Racing The Beam

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Semi regular feature:

Q&A-Q

A: Because I just post the answers without listing your questions.

A: Because its supposed to be funny.

A: Yes, I do know where most of these names came from. You think I just came up with "Sputum Cytology" in my head? Some of them, I have no firsthand knowledge of, like that Sanchez thing, for example. Here is the rule of thumb: If a band name reflects poorly on my character, you can be certain I have no firsthand knowledge of it. I'm a gem of a guy.

And now, the band names for today:

• Scrum Sprint Iteration
• Wesley Willis Cries Out From Beyond The Grave, "Wow, I'm on the right medication over here and my lyrics are amazingly focused and lucid!"
• Bling-It-On Infomercial
• Scab Daddy

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• Megaweapon
• Rob Rock
• The Other Kind of Spank Wagon

• Blowing Up Tom
• Couterfit Money Machine
• Shark Week

• Clipshow
• Spat

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• Teapot Dome
• Handover Pete
• Big Daddy Cookie Dough Ice Cream Scandal

• Choke Packet
• Moon Cresta
• Surely Woolfbeak

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• The Chunder Marmots
• Tasteycake Hoedown
• A Man Called Dipthong
• Real Men Don't Eat (Something)

• Bits of Eight - A Chipmusic Phantasmagoria
• Shell Beach
• Unix of the Gods

• Pixel Queer
• Scooby Smacks
• Honkey Noir
• Phleabutt

And finally, the world's first Heaven's Gate cult tribute band:

• Internet Vasectomy Club

Geez, that's topical! I must go write some Monica Lewensky jokes.

# posted by Mark @ 7:02 PM 1 comments

People, I think you'll agree, if you look back through the band names for October--

I just wasn't getting enough sleep.

The band names for today are:

• Blink Microscope
• The Connectoids
• Killdozer

• The Baby Seal Club
• Skanktacular
• Noisy Snapper
• Local Girls

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• Bare Hand Bedroom Buck
• Duck Dime Dramamine
• The Overhead Cranes
• Clean Enough for Doug
• The Rowdy Southern Redneck Fluffer Band
• That Was Soup, This Is Sauce

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• Applebee's Pickup Ensemble
• Velocity of Drive
• Cambot Felgercarb
• Right Wing Pimp Posse

• Sugar Glider
• Pax Humanna
• Sack of Eyes

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