Semi regular feature:
A: Because I just post the answers without listing your questions.
A: Because its supposed to be funny.
A: Yes, I do know where most of these names came from. You think I just came up with "Sputum Cytology" in my head? Some of them, I have no firsthand knowledge of, like that Sanchez thing, for example. Here is the rule of thumb: If a band name reflects poorly on my character, you can be certain I have no firsthand knowledge of it. I'm a gem of a guy.
And now, the band names for today:
- Scrum Sprint Iteration
- Wesley Willis Cries Out From Beyond The Grave, "Wow, I'm on the right medication over here and my lyrics are amazingly focused and lucid!"
- Bling-It-On Infomercial
- Scab Daddy