My Band Name For Today

• Paxton Needs a Hookup
  
• Spum
  
• Scorm Incompliant
  
• Lincoln Incontinental
  

• Keyless Chuck
• Alternate Flo
• Daphne Zuniga

• Vision Jammer
• The Dorm That Dripped Blood
• Succubus Magnet

Ah, a nice long weekend. Here are some solid band names:

• Nasty Shoes
• Skit Scoot Skedaddle
• Jabberwonks

• Splargh
• White Debbie
• The Spanktastics

• Murder House

Say these out loud. Your mouth will thank you.

• Scammerhorn
• Kakadu
• Ashantiwantabe
• BilgeRat

• BoomaMeringue
• SkullParrots
• BananaWave

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark

When he made Pearl Harbor

I miss you more then that movie missed the point

And that’s an awful lot girl.

--Trey Parker

• Upper Puppies
• The Chuppa Chicks (Story behind this. Ask me later)
• The Cruel Coulters (Robbie, not Ann, you wee sleekit timerous creatures. Hmmm....)
• Wee Sleekit

Semi-regular feature:
Q+A-Q (You figure it out)
A: Yes, I had stomach flu after Thanksgiving. Thanks for asking. It was an actual gastrointestinal viral infection, not simple "food poisoning".

A: About three times my body weight.

And now, the bands for today. With phonetic pronunciations that STILL will not help American children schooled in so-called "word recognition reading".
Whew! Diagram THAT sentence. --Oh, right. You went to public school.
So you can't.

The Band Names:

• Squeak Oil
• Irukandji (say "EAR-Roo-KHAN-Gee") (Great name, that!)
• Sweet Ixora ("ICK-Sore-Ah")
• Cow Kite
• Mayonnaiseum
• Mechanical Turk
• Chrome Pablum