2005-12-01
FONE-eh-tic pro-noun-see-ay-shuns
Semi-regular feature:
Q+A-Q (You figure it out)
A: Yes, I had stomach flu after Thanksgiving. Thanks for asking. It was an actual gastrointestinal viral infection, not simple "food poisoning".
A: About three times my body weight.
And now, the bands for today. With phonetic pronunciations that STILL will not help American children schooled in so-called "word recognition reading".
Whew! Diagram THAT sentence. --Oh, right. You went to public school.
So you can't.
Q+A-Q (You figure it out)
A: Yes, I had stomach flu after Thanksgiving. Thanks for asking. It was an actual gastrointestinal viral infection, not simple "food poisoning".
A: About three times my body weight.
And now, the bands for today. With phonetic pronunciations that STILL will not help American children schooled in so-called "word recognition reading".
Whew! Diagram THAT sentence. --Oh, right. You went to public school.
So you can't.
The Band Names:
- Squeak Oil
- Irukandji (say "EAR-Roo-KHAN-Gee") (Great name, that!)
- Sweet Ixora ("ICK-Sore-Ah")
- Cow Kite
- Mayonnaiseum
- Mechanical Turk
- Chrome Pablum
