2006-01-19
Crazy hits for phony band names
After almost a year of running this list, I write "Best Band Name in the World" and my hits jump like crazy. A smarter musician than myself might say "exponentially". It's now in the double digits, I tell ya. Literally dozens of hits!
No, seriously, wazzup with that? I must have been indexed somewhere (or possibly intoxed somewhere), but it certainly isn't Google. I will have to do some work to see where you are all coming from.
Info for Newcomers:
These are not real bands. These are names which I think of for my own, unnamed band. Problem is, I can think of a *lot* of awful, awful band names. You are free to laugh and mock my attemts, or even suggest your own. And I will laugh an mock. Where's your Messiah now, reader? [maniacal laughter]
[Several minutes later] The band names I am using today are:
- Revirgin
- The Bondage Ballerinas
- Critically Hip (first album name? "Hypocritical"!)
- Platypusha
- Cotton Rocket
(Come on! That one's pretty good!)
- Timmy Big Hands (thanks Brains!)
- Problem of Criterion
- Back Stage Betty
- Bulbosity
