Mad props to Bones for the additional high quality band names during my recent indisposition.
You will all be glad that to this point, I have not yet flipped out and kicked my mom in the head.
Also, when I meet girls they do not react favorably when I tell them "I live with my parents".
Mom got lost at Barnes & Noble yesterday. I wondered around looking for her until a cute shopgirl asked "Can I help you?"
You have to imagine me, a rugged manly man in the full bloom of manhood. You also have to imagine her (the the BiblioWench), all interest draining from her libido as I whined "I lost my mommy!"
Here are some band names for ya:
- Bob Random
- Whistle Dix
- The Projected Men
- Not your Daddy
- The Killer Shrews
- Space Chief
- Dead Iron
- Ninety Years Without Slumbering
- Booger T. Washington and the Emancipators of Funk