My Band Name For Today

Mad props to Bones for the additional high quality band names during my recent indisposition.

You will all be glad that to this point, I have not yet flipped out and kicked my mom in the head.

Also, when I meet girls they do not react favorably when I tell them "I live with my parents".

Mom got lost at Barnes & Noble yesterday. I wondered around looking for her until a cute shopgirl asked "Can I help you?"

You have to imagine me, a rugged manly man in the full bloom of manhood. You also have to imagine her (the the BiblioWench), all interest draining from her libido as I whined "I lost my mommy!"

Here are some band names for ya:

• Bob Random
• Whistle Dix
• The Projected Men

• Not your Daddy
• The Killer Shrews
• Space Chief

• Dead Iron
• Ninety Years Without Slumbering
• Booger T. Washington and the Emancipators of Funk

# posted by Mark @ 11:29 AM