My Band Name For Today

I had to recover my Girlfriend's hard drive, and consequently back up her information.

Therefore, the following band names are directly from my girlfriend's internet bookmarks.
They are the names auto-assigned to her links.

She stridently claims her bookmarks are not funny.
Maybe she's right, but I giggled all up and down the list. She thinks I'm mean.

But I sez they are-so funny, I sez.

Try to think of them as rock bands, not websites. Then go back and think of them as websites.
Either way, I sez, they are funny to me.

• How The Brain Is Hurt
  
• Skits for Scouts
  
• Florence Henderson: National Honorary Spokeswoman
  

• Episcopal News Service
  
• Retail Display Garden (RDG)
  
• The Pollen Hot Spots
  

• Possibility Living?
  
• Emotional Stages of Recovery
  
• Clone Recipe
  

• Suicidal Teenager Mandala
  
• The Mermaid's Tears
  
• Belly Dance Memorial
  

A few observations about these band names:

1. I especially would like to name a hard-rockin' band "Episcopal News Service". --Or any touchy-feely name, really.
2. Possibility Living? I guess it's possible. At least as long as I'm alive.
3. She says there really are such things as clone recipes (for food). I shudder to think about it.
4. The spell checker does not get "Mandala", but I must admit I don't get it either. I'm not enough of a granola-head to know the difference between tai chi and chi tea.

Bonus band name overheard from a five-year-old today:

• The Stinky Dead Beetles.

I advisedly spell it "beetles" and not "Beatles". The little stinker was clearly talking about literal beetles. Dead. And smellin' up the place.
Also, I would not want to offend any Beatles; living, dead or stinky.