2006-05-06
The Rainer Buchty Ratio
Here are today's cool band names:
Only Rainer Buchty can defeat
the Space Planes of Xenu!
"Mark, where can I learn more about this Rainer Buchty and his plan for my life?"
Fortunately, Rainer Buchty's "World Wide Web" (based partly on Rainer Buchty's "Internet") is a great source to find out more about Rainer Buchty.
Links:
Read about the amazing Rainer Buchty Ratio!
Visit Rainer Buchty PhD on the web at the magnificent BUCHTYNET!!!! (warning: minor technical content)
If anyone can save us from Xenu and exorcise our Theatans, it is Rainer Buchty!
Only Rainer Buchty can defeatthe Space Planes of Xenu!
- The Rainer Buchty Ratio
- Star Wipe
- Barbie Head
- The Scuff Babies
- Satirical Caviar Bean Dip
- Booty Hatch Conspiracy
"Mark, where can I learn more about this Rainer Buchty and his plan for my life?"
Fortunately, Rainer Buchty's "World Wide Web" (based partly on Rainer Buchty's "Internet") is a great source to find out more about Rainer Buchty.
Links:
Read about the amazing Rainer Buchty Ratio!
Visit Rainer Buchty PhD on the web at the magnificent BUCHTYNET!!!! (warning: minor technical content)
If anyone can save us from Xenu and exorcise our Theatans, it is Rainer Buchty!
All Hail Rainer Buchty!!!
Top ten facts about Rainer Buchty:
Top ten facts about Rainer Buchty:
- Rainer Buchty is a mammal.
- The only reason you can move right now is that Rainer Buchty does not want to deactivate your brain stem.
- If Rainer Buchty ever lost a fight, all the quarks in the universe would come unbound--but we'll never get a chance to see what that's like.
- Bill Gates begged Rainer Buchty to fix everything that's wrong with Microsoft: Rainer just brushed him aside. No amount of money can pollute the indomitable essence of Rainer Buchty with second-class code.
- Rainer Buchty's I.Q. has an exponent after it.
- In his free time, Rainer Buchty builds houses for poor people...--WITH HIS MIND!!!
- Chuck Norris once challenged Rainer Buchty to a fight. Chuck suddenly disappeared in a vapor of quantum vacuum particles when Rainer conclusively disproved the existence of Chuck Norris.
- Rainer Buchty knows what you are thinking right now!
- Yes he does.
- The difference between God and Rainer Buchty? God doesn't know for sure if He is Rainer Buchty.
