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If anyone can save us from Xenu and exorcise our Theatans, it is Rainer Buchty!
Top ten facts about Rainer Buchty:
- Rainer Buchty is a mammal.
- The only reason you can move right now is that Rainer Buchty does not want to deactivate your brain stem.
- If Rainer Buchty ever lost a fight, all the quarks in the universe would come unbound--but we'll never get a chance to see what that's like.
- Bill Gates begged Rainer Buchty to fix everything that's wrong with Microsoft: Rainer just brushed him aside. No amount of money can pollute the indomitable essence of Rainer Buchty with second-class code.
- Rainer Buchty's I.Q. has an exponent after it.
- In his free time, Rainer Buchty builds houses for poor people...--WITH HIS MIND!!!
- Chuck Norris once challenged Rainer Buchty to a fight. Chuck suddenly disappeared in a vapor of quantum vacuum particles when Rainer conclusively disproved the existence of Chuck Norris.
- Rainer Buchty knows what you are thinking right now!
- Yes he does.
- The difference between God and Rainer Buchty? God doesn't know for sure if He is Rainer Buchty.