2006-06-29
Dateline NBC Online Matchmaking Service
Now that I've just about killed any chance for comedy with that title, why don't you enjoy some hilarious band names:
Any pervert now faces the absolute certainty that when they arrive for their "date" they will be busted by Stone Phillips, Dateline NBC and about fifty local cops.
I hear things don't go too well for child molesters in prison.
- Candid Pervert (thanks again, Doug*)
- Action Jacket
- qxrqypnn (sorry, me and Kyle are still recovering from a weekend viewing of Eraserhead)
- Twice As Gay
- Laser Ape
Any pervert now faces the absolute certainty that when they arrive for their "date" they will be busted by Stone Phillips, Dateline NBC and about fifty local cops.
I hear things don't go too well for child molesters in prison.
[Speaking in a tough Clint Eastwood voice]
If you are a child molester, do the world a favor, creep. Fall extra hard on the bicycle bar. Repeat until effective. This is the best way you can make the world a better place.
