Dateline NBC Online Matchmaking Service

Now that I've just about killed any chance for comedy with that title, why don't you enjoy some hilarious band names:

*My friend Doug makes a good point. You'd have to be twice the idiot to solicit a minor online these days:

Any pervert now faces the absolute certainty that when they arrive for their "date" they will be busted by Stone Phillips, Dateline NBC and about fifty local cops.

I hear things don't go too well for child molesters in prison.
[Speaking in a tough Clint Eastwood voice]
If you are a child molester, do the world a favor, creep. Fall extra hard on the bicycle bar. Repeat until effective. This is the best way you can make the world a better place.

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