My Band Name For Today

Guest band name column by former children's (sic) Halloween album producer and retired Atlantic Journal substitute humor editor Al Hunt (nee Hyram Weisman), aged 73. Actual band names selected with the help of grandson, "Little Jeffy", aged 28 (Note: this is now the subject of some debate. See below):

• Christina A-ghoul-lara
• Cross-me, Kills, Gnash and Young
• Scareosmith
• Guns 'N Neuroses
• Dead Rot Chili Peppers
• The Talking Disembodied Heads
• Jethro Skull
• Just-skin Timberlake
• The Beesting Boys
• Alice In Chains--fer Real

Mark Writes: Old Al Hunt is not doing too well these days. He's a bitter, bitter man. Also, you should see Little Jeffy's hairline. I think he lies about his age. It has to be tough in the business world with a name like "Little Jeffy".