Opiate of the Masses
- Wind Rips
- Epochs of Punishment
- Hammered Aluminum
- The Power of Shatner
- Rhythm Methodists (Thanks Andrew! Best one in weeks!)
- The Plops
Ironically, almost ALL my *Catholic* friends had parents who were Rhythm Methodists. Andrew conjectures that Crystal Methodist is the opium of the masses. I tend to think "Crystal Methodist" is probably the real denomination affiliation Robert Shuler and his "Crystal Cathedral" (which--ironically--contains no cathedra) in Orange County.
Unfortunately, Crystal Methodist is a gateway drug. Many addicts go on to hard core LDS abuse.