Stick to Band Names
High-priced net consultants advise me to stick to humorous, general interest band naming. "People don't want to hear that the 11th dimension is only 10-20 millimeters wide. They want funny band names that remind them of their favorite sitcoms from the 90's."
Also, one of my friends says she doesn't think the names are funny , and people don't want to read a blow-by-blow of my kidney stones. -No names, but her initials are "Mellina".
So the consensus is, "be less esoteric and more accessible."
Today's new band names shall be:
- Baby Monitor
- Charmy Mouth
- Absolute Roofus
- The Dinglets
- Shatner's Bassoon
- Whisky Dix