My Band Name For Today

High-priced net consultants advise me to stick to humorous, general interest band naming. "People don't want to hear that the 11th dimension is only 10^-20 millimeters wide. They want funny band names that remind them of their favorite sitcoms from the 90's."

Also, one of my friends says she doesn't think the names are funny , and people don't want to read a blow-by-blow of my kidney stones. -No names, but her initials are "Mellina".

So the consensus is, "be less esoteric and more accessible."

Too bad.

Today's new band names shall be:

• Baby Monitor
• Charmy Mouth
• Absolute Roofus

• The Dinglets
• Shatner's Bassoon
• Whisky Dix

# posted by Mark @ 6:45 AM