I'm in Love with a Slush Machine

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"Slush Machine" came out of the idea that Goldfrapp's song "Strict Machine" would be more funny (funnier?) if it were about some kind of S&M Slurpie machine. "Slurpie Machine" doesn't scan, however. So, "Slush Machine".

I've revised my opinion that "voter remotes" would be a good thing for the film industry. imagine the abomination that would ensue if the remotes contained (for example) a "More NASCAR" button.

I think Alexis de Tocqueville was the first to point out, in his seminal "Democracy in America", that filmgoers will continue to vote for more bread and circuses until the films are nothing but bread and circuses. And Lindsay Lohan vehicles*.

It's like the woman who approached Ben Franklin exiting a theater and asked him what he'd seen. Franklin responded "'Snakes on a Plane', madam. If you can keep it."

*Considering recent events, the words "Lindsay Lohan" and "vehicle" should probably not appear in close proximity. As it is, I'm probably going to get a lot of irate visits from Google users who misunderstand the content of this site.

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