A Remote for Movie Theaters
I might add that it also needs a thumbs up/thumbs down button so that I can inform advertisers how much I enjoy their commercials before the film.
The thing that totally cracks me up about the remote is that there is a prominent button marked PIRACY.
Yeah, I imagine it's there to let you snitch on
For example. Go see the latest Pirates of the Caribbean flick, and lean on that button every time you see a pirate. "PIRATES! THERE'S ONE!" click-click-click. Oh no! MORE piracy!!! Click-click-click. "this film is wall-to-wall PIRACY!" People in the entertainment business have a great sense of humor. They would LOVE this kind of thing.
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Amen to that, brother.