- Sheet Fort
- Baked Enamel
- The Panty Shields
"Sheet Fort" is from the "Leave Britney Alone!" video. I will not link to it, as it is both profoundly disturbing and somehow lampoon-proof. It is almost impossible to spoof it more than it spoofs itself. Well done, you freaky eye-makeup Brittany teen! You are a young Corky St. Clair.
Someday all impassioned diatribes will be delivered from the confines of sheet forts. BTW, how does that kid cry so much without his mascara running? Some cosmetics company should snap him up [if you'll excuse the term].