2007-09-04
Rejected Candy Bar Names
Bad Names for Candy Bars:
- Mr. Foobar
- The Barbara Hershey
- Fudgepacker
- $1,000,000 Bar [actual retail price]
- The Quentin Crisp
- S'more's The Pity
- The Jimmy Swaggart Salted Nut Roll (That's timely! Why does this seem like a Bob Hope joke?)
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Hooray for Dolphin Bits! And since Lemon Fog was a band, and I generally do band names and not candy bars, 'Thunder Sweeties' would be the band name of the month.
Ah, but maybe the punk band the San Quentin Crispers might give Thunder Sweeties a run for its money.
ChocoSplinters. Yes.
ChocoSplinters. Yes.
I should have done a candy bar for that "I'm not gay" congressman instead of the stale Jimmy Swaggart reference. Readers are free to post their own attempts.
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