Rejected Candy Bar Names

Bad Names for Candy Bars:

Dolphin Bits
Frail 'n Brittle
Thunder Sweeties
Lemon Fog
Hooray for Dolphin Bits! And since Lemon Fog was a band, and I generally do band names and not candy bars, 'Thunder Sweeties' would be the band name of the month.
Ah, but maybe the punk band the San Quentin Crispers might give Thunder Sweeties a run for its money.

ChocoSplinters. Yes.
I should have done a candy bar for that "I'm not gay" congressman instead of the stale Jimmy Swaggart reference. Readers are free to post their own attempts.
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