Because Food Is Funny
- Bacon Oven
- A.K.A. Marzipan Schweinchen
- The Magic Toenail
- Good Luck Pig
I'm not implying that The Magic Toenail is a food. That would be disturbing.
I'm assuming she is more flexible than I (Or is that "more flexible than *me*"?).
On the other hand, if she clipped them and THEN chewed them, that is REALLY disturbing.