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You have seen these twelve dozen times, but let's go there again (they open in a new browser, so you can come right back here with no trouble).

I have a theory:

Star Wars Trumpet

Good Day, Mr. Kubrick...

Star Wars kid

Check it out: I have a little diagram to demonstrate my theory:

Here is the theory: It's the late 80's. Brian Atene, a hot property from his acting career, is smitten by the 80's hair and peekaboo shoulders of the perky Miss Stacy Hedger (or should I say, "Miss Douglas"? I'm not sure about the protocol of these things).

After a whirlwind romance, the two of them settle into married life, soon welcoming a chubby little bundle of joy. However, only a few years makes it clear: unlike his father, this particular child is no "Trekkie". He is a common Star Wars fan, probably from the DNA of his mother's side of the family. This Star Wars proclivity is soon evidenced by his series of solo light saber battle videos.

But families are resilient, so I'm sure they made it through this alright. After all, they went on to become the First Family of YouTube!

Unfortunately, I heard just the other day on the Intarwebs that the entire family was massacred by Ryan and Dorkman.

And if its on the Intarwebs it must be true.