Mark Wynkoop's Crunk Juice
- Not My Banana
- Synaptic Package Manager
- Las Establa Esperando
- The Screaming Barfies (ice climbing terminology)
- Toilet Core
- (tie) The Mystical Thespian / Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
Someday I hope to fill 12 minutes of scripted network air by stealing that scene verbatim. Or maybe my perception was colored by drinking too much of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. I'll just stick with the vulgarly named rap-star energy drinks to which my body is accustomed, thank you very much.
In other news...
I'm still waiting for a Telemundo program about Piso Mojado and the After-hours Boys.
It'll be a long wait.
Is it true that Steven Seagal's Buddha's Palm causes +8 Jean-Claude Van Damage points?