My Band Name For Today

• Not My Banana
  
• Synaptic Package Manager
• Las Establa Esperando
• The Screaming Barfies (ice climbing terminology)
  
• Toilet Core
• (tie) The Mystical Thespian / Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt

Flipping through channels I came upon a show on the Spanish language channels. Two girls approch a spooky old house, wander wordlessly through the darkened rooms (all in one shot with no cuts) until they enter a room with an old lady in it. The old lady says "Las establa esperando!", the music swells significantly and the show cuts to commercial. Now that's writing!

Someday I hope to fill 12 minutes of scripted network air by stealing that scene verbatim. Or maybe my perception was colored by drinking too much of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. I'll just stick with the vulgarly named rap-star energy drinks to which my body is accustomed, thank you very much.