My Band Name For Today

• Tote Goat Heroes
• Massive Envenomation
• The Bra Smiths
• Chicken McNobody
• Friendship Ointment
  

Hello, I'm Mark Wynkoop and I've logged more hours on a Tote Goat than any man still alive. I propose a video game called "Tote Goat Hero". It's like Guitar Hero.

You try to ride a virtual Tote Goat across a rugged, preset path at full speed. You get points both for staying on, and for technique.

If you ride it poorly, your cyber-friends jeer at you because of how goofy you look riding a Tote Goat. So its kinda like the real world.