My Band Name For Today

• Talent Vacuum
• Dead Ringer
• Boxing Helena
• The Ham Bunglers
• Slowcoach (from yesterday. I imagine they are an 80's hair band, a'la KIX--the band, not the cereal.)
  

It's my birthday folks. Me and Elvis. Both born today.

I always try to celebrate for both of us by shooting out a television set.

Not my own set, of course. Lucky for me, I'm usually at a friend's house when I do this.

UNlucky for me, I'm running out of friends. Let's just say that it's very hard to get someone to throw me a party after the second or third indecent.

Oh well. Viva Las Vegas--or is that Viva Viagra? At my age, the two are much less distinct than you might surmise.

Happy Birthday, everybody.