A faithfully updated stream-of-consciousness band name list. These names are so spectacularly awesome, you may flip out and kick your mom in the head. (c) Mark Wynkoop
"Mystery Shoes" was on a memo on the wall of a McDonalds (inside the drive-thru). I think it was supposed to say "Mystery Shops", which are undercover quality officials who pose as customers.
Real News Headline: "Peanut Butter Recall Affecting Orange County Jail."
Mark has worked as a pheasant- foot measurer in a Canadian aviary, and has panned for iridium nuggets on the south coast of New Zealand. The adoptive father of 13 Thai children from a coastal fishing village destroyed in 1976 by Philippine soldiers, he lives, together with his children, with his wife, a practicing priestess of Zend Avesta, in a small and recently remodeled Cambodian slaughterhouse for goats.
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