What if your favorite bands were cereals?
|Kix ... Kix|
Some bands love to get out there and just really shred guitar.
But some cereals out there are really just shredded wheat.
With apologies to Barbara Walters, if your favorite musicians were cereals, what cereals would they be? And by "favorite", I mean "Ones I made up jokes for".
I think it would go something...like...this:
|Corn Flakes ... Korn|
|Lucky Charms ... Culture Club|
|Wheaties ... Wheatus|
|Honey Bunches of Oats ... Hall & Oates|
|Kashi ... Phish|
|Golden Grahams ... The Rolling Stones|
|Grape Nuts ... Moby Grape|
(You saw that one coming, didn't you?)
|Sugar Smacks ... Whitney Houston|
(Was that too cruel? If you prefer puns
instead, how about this next one:)
|Sugar Smacks ... Godsmack|
(And in Korn-clusion,)
|FrankenBerry ... Barry White|
|Cookie Crisp ... Ozzy|
|Trix ... George Michaels|
But I'd have to say my favorite would be Strawberry Shortcake Cereal/Strawberry Alarm Clock
Because strawberries mean love.
Readers now have every clue they need to guess the approximate age of my girlfriend.