2009-01-13
What if your favorite bands were cereals?
The observation in my previous post about the band Kix and the cereal Kix got me thinking...
Some bands love to get out there and just really shred guitar.
But some cereals out there are really just shredded wheat.
With apologies to Barbara Walters, if your favorite musicians were cereals, what cereals would they be? And by "favorite", I mean "Ones I made up jokes for".
I think it would go something...like...this:
That's what passes for comedy around here. Goodnight, folks.
 | Kix ... Kix |  |
Some bands love to get out there and just really shred guitar.
But some cereals out there are really just shredded wheat.
With apologies to Barbara Walters, if your favorite musicians were cereals, what cereals would they be? And by "favorite", I mean "Ones I made up jokes for".
I think it would go something...like...this:
 | Corn Flakes ... Korn |  |
 | Lucky Charms ... Culture Club |  |
 | Wheaties ... Wheatus |  |
 | Honey Bunches of Oats ... Hall & Oates |  |
 | Kashi ... Phish |  |
 | Golden Grahams ... The Rolling Stones |  |
 | Grape Nuts ... Moby Grape (You saw that one coming, didn't you?) |  |
 | Sugar Smacks ... Whitney Houston (Was that too cruel? If you prefer puns instead, how about this next one:) |  |
 | Sugar Smacks ... Godsmack (And in Korn-clusion,) |  |
 | FrankenBerry ... Barry White |  |
 | Cookie Crisp ... Ozzy |  |
 | Trix ... George Michaels |  |
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Oh my, yes. The Trix/George Michael set is off the charts (ahem) due to that photo of GM...
But I'd have to say my favorite would be Strawberry Shortcake Cereal/Strawberry Alarm Clock
Because strawberries mean love.
But I'd have to say my favorite would be Strawberry Shortcake Cereal/Strawberry Alarm Clock
Because strawberries mean love.
I am waiting for permission from my girlfriend (who idolizes GM) to post the little exchange we had about this blog entry.
Bonus exercise:
Readers now have every clue they need to guess the approximate age of my girlfriend.
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Bonus exercise:
Readers now have every clue they need to guess the approximate age of my girlfriend.
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