My Band Name For Today

What's the deal with county music awards shows? Seems like there are 2 of these a week.

Maybe it's a TV series. Every week they award the endless terabytes of new content churned out by by the diesel smoke-belching, rusty tractor-shaped songwriting machines in Nashville.

Maybe they should have a county music awards show that gives out awards for county music awards shows.

Maybe I should trot out the rest of the old jokes about awards shows.

Well, how about just one more:

[fake southern accent] : "--And now the award...for the best county song...written on a Tuesday..."