2010-02-17
Today's Weekly Annual Band Name of the Month
- Persuade or Compell
- Elaborate Shiv
- Rainshadow
"Elaborate Shiv" is Today's Annual Band Name of the Month for this decade. You always hear about someone getting stabbed with a "crude shiv". Or someone fashioning a "crude shiv" out of a toothbrush.
Why never an elaborate, bejeweled, well-crafted-by-Dutch-artisans shiv?
Of course its a crude shiv, you dopes. If the guy making it was Thomas Edison, he'd have his think-tank whip up a cesium-ion powered particle beam. If the guy was da Vinci or Einstein he wouldn't need the shiv in the first place.
All shivs are crude. Just drop the extra word, okay guys?
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I nominate Tautology Shiv as a band name. Or maybe I don't.
But Compell is an awesome band name. No question.
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But Compell is an awesome band name. No question.
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