The Internets Hate Me
- Exploding Bear
- King Toe
- The Flynn Effect
- Preteen Thugs
- Flatulent Robot
"King Toe" is an actual brand of work boot which you can (probably) purchase on the Internets. I will never know. The Internets Hate Me.
A faithfully updated stream-of-consciousness band name list. These names are so spectacularly awesome, you may flip out and kick your mom in the head. (c) Mark Wynkoop
Mark has worked as a pheasant- foot measurer in a Canadian aviary, and has panned for iridium nuggets on the south coast of New Zealand. The adoptive father of 13 Thai children from a coastal fishing village destroyed in 1976 by Philippine soldiers, he lives, together with his children, with his wife, a practicing priestess of Zend Avesta, in a small and recently remodeled Cambodian slaughterhouse for goats.