Interoffice emails that raise more questions than they answer
Let me preface this by saying that I don't work in one of those hip TV-style freewheeling offices. I work with old people who think that electricity is a fad.
Subject: PieThere is something so unhip-it's-cool about that pie poll*.
If everyone emails me their favorite type of pie, I will bring in the pie with the highest votes tomorrow.
In fact its so cool, it makes me kind of suspicious.
I give "Pie" today's honorary Admiral Akbar "It's a Trap!" award.
* Good thing it wasn't a pot pie poll. And that Khmer Rouge despot Pol Pot wasn't involved in the pot pie poll.
BTW, my verification word was "whanni."
And speaking of vaguely obscene, all this talk about free pie smacks of at least quadruple entendre, which beggars some sort of sophomoric response which I will avoid (unless you deconstruct this increasingly convoluted and charged sentence).
BTW I noticed that McDonald's has brought back Cherry Pie. Score!