2011-01-31
Hey, Internet, I have a question:
How much does it cost to buy a vowel on "Wheel of Fortune"?
I take it back. If you really know the answer to that, you probably wouldn't like to hang out with cynical hipster dirtbag guys like us.
2011-01-17
- The Stingless Bees of Ireland
- Rigged Ticket Lottery
- Wave of Sniffles
- Hurricane Hazel
- Normal Judy
2011-01-12
The Final Word on the 3 Men And A Baby Ghost Controversy
I just saw the "ghost scene" in "3 men and a baby" for the first time since the original theatrical run. (See, because I'm really old.)
At any rate, I am still shaking with terror! Not because of the ghost. But because I'm so old.
Anyway, celebrated actress Celeste Holm and the entire film crew denies the whole "ghost" thing.
--How typical. Another glaring example of Big Hollywood pushing their rationalist empirical skepticism agenda.
But the whole thing does lead to one of my favorite messages from an online message board in years. "kaf-14" posts the following:
>> The truth is that Celeste Holm was forced to deny this, as the ghost had already threatened her and the other stars in the movie on many occasions.
2011-01-11
The Monkeys You Ordered are Here
- A Nation Of Fillions
- Naked Allusion
- The Fossicking Rucksacks
- The Monkeys You Ordered
- Internet Bacon
2011-01-10
- Gum Paste Flowers
- The Bob Ross Joy of Painting Extravaganza
- Cogito Eggo sum (I think, therefore I'm a waffle)
- Cialis Doesn't Live Here any More
- The Bonks
2011-01-09
- Syrupy Mother Liqueur *
- Jack Makes Nick Doubt Victor
- Pizza Blot
* Ran across "Syrupy Mother Liqueur" in a sugar documentary. Yes. Sugar documentary.
"Syrupy Mother Liqueur" sounds hilarious when you say it out loud. Lucky for me, the narrator said it over and over, which became amusing to my girlfriend after awhile.
It sounds like something us kids would have called each other in public school.
2011-01-07
Good Morgan, Herr Baron. Here are mein band names for today.
- Safe, Comfortable Female
- Transmission Gel
- Smelly Wellington
- Zandozan
2011-01-06
- Wellington's Ooze
- Dem Klang auf der Spur
- The Roaming Numerals (that one is horrible. I profoundly apologize)
- The Laziest Ice Sculpture in Town
- No New Pets
Oscar Bait screenplay I'm pitching this week:
"Obama/Urkel". It's exactly like Frost/Nixon, but substitute Obama and Urkel. It would be the most awesome thing ever.
2011-01-05
I fell in love with a Starship Trooper
- Corporate Power Suit Moo-Moo
- Naked Girl Gets Pizza
- The Rural Purge
- Instamatic Karma
- The Governor & J.J.
RE Corporate Power Suit Moo-Moo:
I know its "Mumu", BTW. I just like it better the way it was sent to me.
Speaking of, I always thought a Corporate Power Suit should include some kind of power-ups, like Iron Man or the Exo-Suits from the real Starship Troopers.
Why go to the bother of putting on a suit that doesn't at least force-multiply your strength by a factor of ten?
2011-01-04
- Weird Naked Levitation Ritual
- The Trick Vessels
- Safety Angel
- The Sam Fuller Screenplay Experience
BTW, yesterday's "For The Love Of Dracula" is my early nomination for Band Name of the Month. It could also be a heartwarming "Benji" style movie.
2011-01-03
- Economy Dentures
- Fuller's Earth
- For The Love Of Dracula
- Chain Reaction -- To MURDER!
- Fistulous Wither
2011-01-02
- Mormon Circus
- Finger Millet
- Low-Budget Scare Tactics
- Grow a pair, Mary
2011-01-01
Entertainment Aspect: Powerful
Hello folks. 2010 was tough for me (and I'm not even a registered Democrat). Let's just forget about it and move forward like nothing happened, shall we?
You band names for today:
These "adult" sounding gizmos are all in daily use at the physical therapy place I frequent. Who says physical therapy cant be sexy?*
* I do.
You band names for today:
- The Bolster
- Lotion Warmer
- Hand Bike
- Sinus Pillow
These "adult" sounding gizmos are all in daily use at the physical therapy place I frequent. Who says physical therapy cant be sexy?*
* I do.
