- Wellington's Ooze
- Dem Klang auf der Spur
- The Roaming Numerals (that one is horrible. I profoundly apologize)
- The Laziest Ice Sculpture in Town
- No New Pets
A faithfully updated stream-of-consciousness band name list. These names are so spectacularly awesome, you may flip out and kick your mom in the head. (c) Mark Wynkoop
Mark has worked as a pheasant- foot measurer in a Canadian aviary, and has panned for iridium nuggets on the south coast of New Zealand. The adoptive father of 13 Thai children from a coastal fishing village destroyed in 1976 by Philippine soldiers, he lives, together with his children, with his wife, a practicing priestess of Zend Avesta, in a small and recently remodeled Cambodian slaughterhouse for goats.