2006-05-16
Mark and Rainer: Separated at birth?
Today's band names:
- Pocket Chili
- Colossal Salary Grab
- Yearning for Eldamar
- Blacktivate!
- Levels of Done
New Feature!
Mark and Rainer: Separated at birth?
Some would say we have a striking resemblance to each other. Okay, just about everybody I show Rainer's picture to says we look alike. Rainer and I don't see the resemblance. Why don't you people look at the picture and vote on it:
Here is a good way to tell the difference between me and Rainer:
Rainer, the Rainer Buchty Ratio guy | Mark, The MyBandNames guy |
| Website: Buchty.net dispenses accurate technical advice on a broad range of topics to enhance the lives of everyone who uses it. | Website: MyBandNames wastes time of everyone who uses it (including its creator). Also contains known carcinogens; vents Dioxin, radon into the upper atmosphere. |
| Lifetime Goal: Finding a cure for cancer | Lifetime Goal: Finding a box of money |
| Motto: "Carpe Diem" (seize the day) | Motto: "Hey, this here chicken nugget looks just like a pair a' jugs!" |
| Favorite Movie: The Godfather | Favorite Movie: Disco Godfather |
| Best Pick Up Line: "Hi. I'm Rainer. I have a Ph.D, so if you date me, you'll be dating a doctor." | Best Pick Up Line: "Hi. I'm Mark. I have a S.T.D., so if you date me, you'll be seeing a doctor." |
| Next to couch: Tasteful coffee table book | Next to couch: Handcuffs |
| Bookmarked URL: Amazon.com | Bookmarked URL: amazons.com |
| Last book read: David McCullough's "1776" | Last book read: "76 Ways to Use Noni Fruit Juice" |
| Favorite TV Guy: Shatner! | Favorite TV Guy: Shatner! |
| Guilty Pleasure: Secretly recording world cup football | Guilty Pleasure: Secretly recording varsity girl's field hockey |
| Parents: So proud of their son, the doctor | Parents: Also very proud of Rainer. |
Remember, when in doubt, always insist on a DNA test.
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