Mark and Rainer: Separated at birth?

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Maxim for today: There are different levels of "done"

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Mark and Rainer: Separated at birth?

Some would say we have a striking resemblance to each other. Okay, just about everybody I show Rainer's picture to says we look alike. Rainer and I don't see the resemblance. Why don't you people look at the picture and vote on it:

Here is a good way to tell the difference between me and Rainer:

Rainer, the Rainer Buchty Ratio guy
Mark, The MyBandNames guy
Website: Buchty.net dispenses accurate technical advice on a broad range of topics to enhance the lives of everyone who uses it. Website: MyBandNames wastes time of everyone who uses it (including its creator). Also contains known carcinogens; vents Dioxin, radon into the upper atmosphere.
Lifetime Goal: Finding a cure for cancerLifetime Goal: Finding a box of money
Motto: "Carpe Diem" (seize the day) Motto: "Hey, this here chicken nugget looks just like a pair a' jugs!"
Favorite Movie: The Godfather Favorite Movie: Disco Godfather
Best Pick Up Line: "Hi. I'm Rainer. I have a Ph.D, so if you date me, you'll be dating a doctor." Best Pick Up Line: "Hi. I'm Mark. I have a S.T.D., so if you date me, you'll be seeing a doctor."
Next to couch: Tasteful coffee table bookNext to couch: Handcuffs
Bookmarked URL: Amazon.comBookmarked URL: amazons.com
Last book read: David McCullough's "1776"Last book read: "76 Ways to Use Noni Fruit Juice"
Favorite TV Guy: Shatner!Favorite TV Guy: Shatner!
Guilty Pleasure: Secretly recording world cup football Guilty Pleasure: Secretly recording varsity girl's field hockey
Parents: So proud of their son, the doctorParents: Also very proud of Rainer.
Remember, when in doubt, always insist on a DNA test.

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
As soon as we acknowledge
this Supreme Designer/Architect,
Who has erected the beauteous
fabric of the universe, our minds
must necessarily be ravished with
wonder at this infinate goodness,
wisdom and power.

Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Dr. Whoami

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

Mom! I told you to stay off my weblog when you don't take your medicine!
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