My Band Name For Today

Good morning, Jim. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read a few lame fake band names:

• Aftermath
  
• Redundant Tautology
• Johnny Deformed
• Recombinant Beagle*
• Vomit Sutra

*Because "Recumbent Beagle" was one of the fake Yoga positions. I think Recombinant Beagle would be a better band name.

I'm re-reading "Johnny Tremain" now that the John Adams mania has fueled everyone's interest in all things American Revolution. I'm getting to the "Hand Deformation" scene, and I agree with Bart Simpson. They should call this book "Johnny Deformed".

As always, should you or any of your I.M. force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.