2008-04-06
Rejected Yoga Positions
Let's take a brief brake from Band Names, shall we? In honor of my girlfriend and the suspicious "Downtown Yoga" program (see the comments for the "Yoga Gangstas" band name in the archive), I present todays list:
Rejected Yoga Positions
Rejected Yoga Positions
- The Below The Belt Pose
- The Jaded Hipster Pose
- The Employee Facing Registry
- Bloggy-Style
- Spine Wrenching Pose
- Half-Standing Deep Heating
- The Camel Toe
- The Half Moon Bay
- The Awkward Pose
- Recumbent Beagle Doghouse Pose
- Balancing Checkbook Pose
- Insane Clown Pose
- Standing Separate Leg Head to Knee Pose
- The Tree Hugger
- Wet, Dripping Pose
- The Spit-Up
- The This Can't Be Good
- The Lotus 1-2-3
- The Meeting Her Parents Fixed Firm Pose
- The Half Decaf Pose
- Blowing in Favors Pose
- The “Let's Go Eat Beef From A Delicious, Delicious Cow After We Do This Yoga” Pose
