My Band Name For Today

The very elderly Al Hunt is back with his patented list of high-larious band names.

I had to help out this year because Al's middle aged grandson Jeffy is in rehab for prawn addiction.

I am not trying to be cagey. Little Jeffy is addicted to jumbo shrimp.

We now present this year's "Famous Monsters of Filmland"-Style band name list:

• Lady Gag-Ball
• Earth Wind and Uninsured Fire Damage
• The Hex Pistols
• Rage Against The Very Scary Machine
• Josh Groban (stet, ed.)
  
• Lynyrd Skinned-Nerd
• Katy Scarry
• Mary J. Bilge ("Ha!" writes Al, "That one kills! Mad magazine would have loved that one!")
  
• Taylor Swift-Kick in the Groin
• National Debt-tallica
• Bob Marley and the Illegal Whalers

I am properly horrified that this is the historic 5th annual Band Name Spec-tac-Ghoul-ar. Feel free to per-ooze the previous entries:

2008 (Summary: Features the horrifying visage of Eleanor Roosevelt)
2007 (Summary: Al makes racist comments, gets edited)
2006 (Summary: Little Jeffy begins to be a liability)
2005 (Summary: Al asks for an exorbitant fee. We offer $5. He takes it.)